RIDE MY HORSE

Asked a girl what she wanted to be
She said "baby, can't you see
I wanna be rugged, a cowgirl who's mean
But you can do something in between"

"Baby, you can ride my horse
Yes, a saddle helps of course
Baby you can ride my horse
And maybe I'll love you"

I told that girl that my rear end was sore
And she said "baby it will hurt more
Riding while standing will make it hurt less
But I can show you a better ass"

"Baby, you can ride my horse
Yes, a saddle helps of course
Baby you can ride my horse
And maybe I'll love you"
Neigh neigh mm neigh neigh, yeah

"Baby, you can ride my horse
Yes, a saddle helps of course
Baby you can ride my horse
And maybe I'll love you"

I told that girl we could start right away
And she said "listen babe I've got something to say
I got no pills and it's breaking my heart
But I found a condom and that's a start"

"Baby, you can ride my horse
Yes, a saddle helps of course
Baby you can ride my horse
And maybe I'll love you"
Neigh neigh mm neigh neigh, yeah
Neigh neigh mm neigh neigh, yeah
Neigh neigh mm neigh neigh, yeah