Some lawyers are barely human. I've been a lawyer for over 421 years, and I can tell you that I am just about a homo
sapiens now. I no longer crave bananas, or climb on things in court, or scratch myself in strange areas, and my body hair
growth rate has decreased dramatically. I can almost stand up quite straight now too, so don't be making fun of lawyers
- Larry "Chucko" Danforth, Esq.
I never implied that lawyers haven't evolved. They're just full of themselves like satirists, except we're not extortionists.