LOVELY PITA

Lovely pita, sandwich bread
Lovely pita, sandwich bread...

Lovely pita, sandwich bread
Nothing can come between us
Whether you're filled with ham or cheese you're great
Standing by the 'frigerator
When I caught a glimpse of pita
Sitting in the cupboard with an innocent look
In the bag it looked much older
Knew I had to make it colder
So I put it in the fridge to cool it again.
Lovely pita, sandwich bread
May I enquire discreetly
When can I put the cold cuts into thee?

Lovely pita, sandwich bread
Lovely pita, sandwich bread

Took it out, and found it thinner
Made some lunch, or was it dinner
Ate it with some coffee at a quarter to ten
Put it back, my stomach had it
Went to bed, I almost heaved it
Sitting near the toilet waiting to you know what
Ohhh lovely pita, sandwich bread
I could have slept without you
Next time I'll think and have myself some soup

Lovely pita, sandwich bread
Lovely pita, sandwich bread
Lovely pita, sandwich bread
Lovely pita, sandwich bread