JACKSON'S SILVER NIPPLE

Jan was envious, Michael was notorious
Michael knew the ropes
Jan had an idea for her costume
Ohh-oh-oh-oh
Justin Timberlake, would he be alone, awake?
He picks up the phone
“Can you make the Super Bowl halftime show-oh-oh-oh?”
And as they’re getting ready to end
His hand comes from behind

Rip, rip, Jackson’s silver nipple
Came out, exposed her breast
Rip, rip, Jackson’s silver nipple
Made sure there was unrest

Next day CBS tried to cover up her breast
They said they’re annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant fine
Jackson made a tape, said it was a big mistake
She looked so contrite
Saying 50 times “I must not be so-o-o-oo...
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind

Rip, rip, Jackson’s silver nipple
Came out, exposed her breast
Rip, rip, Jackson’s silver nipple
Made sure there was unrest

Justin Timberlake said we didn’t mean to make nipple piercing cool
Piercings being suddenly common oh-oh-oh-oh
It’s the FCC screaming from the gallery
What could we have done?
The people don’t agree and they tell them so-o-o-oo
But as the words are leaving their lips
A noise comes from behind

Rip, rip, Jackson’s silver nipple
Came out, exposed her breast
Rip, rip, Jackson’s silver nipple
Made sure there was unrest