SLEEPY FRED'S CONGESTIVE HEARTS CLUB BAND / WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

It was 20 years ago today
Sleepy Fred told the band no way
No more going down the shopping aisles
Filling carriages with great big piles
So may I introduce to you
The overweight new singing crew
Sleepy Fred's Congestive Hearts Club Band

We're Sleepy Fred's Congestive Hearts Club Band
We hope to lose some weight you know
Sleepy Fred's Congestive Hearts Club Band
Get up and run a mile, let's go!
Sleepy Fred's Congestive
Sleepy Fred's Congestive
Sleepy Fred's Congestive Hearts Club Band
It's wonderful to be here, it's certainly a thrill
You're such a skinny audience
We'd love to hear your diet tips, we'd like to hear your tips

I don't really wanna jump some rope
But I guess I'll just have to cope
And so Fred is gonna sing a song
And he wants you all to jump along
So let me introduce to you, the one and only Sleepy Fred
Sleepy Fred's Congestive Hearts Club Band

Sleepy Fred!

What would you think if I ate dinner soon
Would you sit down and eat it with me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
While I sip on my soup and drink tea
Oh I lose weight with a little help from my friends
I feel great with a little help from my friends
Gonna mate with a little help from my friends
Do you need any honey?
I want some honey to eat
Could it be any honey?
I need some honey to eat

Do you believe that your pants are too tight?
Yes, I'm certain I'm uncomfortable all the time
What do you see when you turn on the light?
I can't tell you but my waist's a forty nine
Oh I lose weight with a little help from my friends
I feel great with a little help from my friends
Gonna mate with a little help from my friends
Do you need any honey?
I want some honey to eat
Could it be any honey?
I need some honey to eat
Oh I lose weight with a little help from my friends
I feel great with a little help from my friends
Gonna mate with a little help from my friends
Yes I lose weight with a little help from my friends
With a little help from my friends!