TOMMY IN THE CAR WITH PEANUTS

Picture yourself with a screen and a modem
You’re trying to call and connect to the ‘net
Your girlfriend calls you, your line is now busy,
The girl can wait till your line dies.
Microsoft windows of yellow and green -
Reading your mail instead.
TCP/IP is so very good
When it works.

Tommy in the Car with Peanuts
Tommy in the Car with Peanuts
Tommy in the Car with Peanuts

Follow a link to a virtual sex club
Where kinky fat women eat marshmallow pies,
Everyone smiles on the site full of jpegs,
The quality’s so very high.
Gambling icons appear on the side,
Waiting to take all your dough.
Click on them quick, now your head’s in the clouds,
And you're gone.

Tommy in the Car with Peanuts
Tommy in the Car with Peanuts
Tommy in the Car with Peanuts
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tommy in the Car with Peanuts
Tommy in the Car with Peanuts
Tommy in the Car with Peanuts

Picture yourself on a site with porn stations,
It’s got the good stuff that few people will buy,
Suddenly someone has entered your condo -
The girl will get quite a surprise.

Tommy in the Car with Peanuts
Tommy in the Car with Peanuts
Tommy in the Car with Peanuts
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tommy in the Car with Peanuts
Tommy in the Car with Peanuts
Tommy in the Car with Peanuts