You mean I have to pay for golf clubs in heaven? I'm an extroverted well-adjusted male golfer, and after reading
The Extroverted Well-adjusted Male Golfers' Qualification Examination I got the impression
that you were making fun of golfers who think that golf clubs are free in heaven. What, have you been there or something?
I don't know about you goddamn Catholics, but I know that Episcopalians definitely teach that they're free.
- John Smith, WASP
Dear Mr. Smith,
I did not know golf clubs are mentioned in the 39 Articles. What about the golf balls? (I feel like inserting a joke here, but it's just too touchy).
Sincerely (apologetically to others),