Letters
These are actual letters to me that I actually made up!
"I'm an extraterrestrial and I resent..."
"You misogynistic oppressor of..."
"I can help you..."
"Nietzsche rules!! Woooooo!..."
"You mean I have to pay for golf clubs in heaven?..."
"Tenured academic baby boomers don't listen to redneck rock..."
"Some lawyers are barely human..."
"Wha abou the Rollin Stones squire?..."
"As a Card-Carrying Member of the ACLU..."